dread armada

That occurence when you go to a supermarket and tons of people of elephantine proportions are riding on motor scooters

Guy who lifts: Oh no bro, its a dread armada

by The mike gamez August 11, 2017

Stanky armadillo

To interlock with someone and shit on their chest while they shit on your’s as you roll down a hill or stairs

Aye Paulie u tryna stanky armadillo down creek hill tonight

by The stanky armadillo October 30, 2018

Under armor

The clothing that every kid in your class who wants to join the NBA wears, typically found with Nike shoes.

Normie: Yo sup pooper I just got my hands on this lit clout under armor shirttt!
Kid: I don’t care.

by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018

long armed

a thot

woah is me, that sidepiece is so long armed!

by longarmedgorl March 2, 2019

One armed eddy

Giving someone a hand job when you have only one available hand due to the other being in a cast or sling.

After falling off that horse I was playing one armed eddy for months

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020

One armed Edelle

When a woman only has one available hand for hand jobs due to having a cast or sling. The female equivalent of the one armed eddy.

After her snowboarding fall she a one armed edelle for the rest of the holiday

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020

drama armor

A mental ability to block out the drama happening around you. It is usually wise to inform the dramatic person that you have your drama armor activated.

"I hear you, but I have my drama armor activated, so everything you are saying is just bouncing off me"

by anonymous May 11, 2021