april 33

National fuck mum birb (emoo) day
Also known as May 3

Hey guess what.

What.
Today is April 33.
Get on yo knees bitch

by April 33 April 23, 2019

April 1

National host a nerf batttle day

Friend: hey bro
Me: u have nerf gun right?

Friend yeah what is it?

Me: it's april 1!

by ryanjohn@123 December 17, 2021

April 12

The birthday of the best person in the world, the person who makes me feel great, the person who makes my life happy:)

Happy birthday joli

Look it's joli's birthday on April 12

by Captakn April 9, 2022

April 20

The day Taco Bell makes the big bucks and the people lose the big buck. Unironically both are to weed.

Person 1: Dude its April 20 lets go get high.

Person 2: But my mom said we're going to Taco Bell.

by Mike -Hawk April 18, 2021

April 28th

If you are born on April 28th you have a huge cock. We're talking 9 inch or over. If you are dating a guy born on April 28th you are very lucky.

"He's born on April 28th, he must have a huge dick" (totally not my birthday)

by Sirsploit August 16, 2023

april 20

national give ur bitch ur hoodie day

hey its april 20

by nonamenono April 20, 2022

April 26

Tony Stark died on this day in 2019, therefore it ceases to exist.

On April 26th i went to see Avengers: Endgame and the whole theatre was crying.

by sheIIhead April 23, 2020