death alley

An entire corner or row on a Monopoly board that is owned by one person, has nearly maxed out hotels, and requires either extreme luck or thousands of dollars for others to pass.

Luis was approaching death alley, and would likely lose unless he rolls a 5, a 7, or a 12.

by b o n k April 14, 2021

Back alley meat

When you hitting it from behind after spitting and choking her all night

I was having sex with my girl tearing that back alley meat up while I had been choking her all day and spitting on her butt cheeks.

by Sticky man 21 April 22, 2021

Kirstie Alley

noun: Another way to describe a giant, steaming pile of shit.
verb: The action of taking a large shit

noun: I had Thai food last night and took big ole Kirstie Alley this morning.

verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long

by FckKirstieAlley July 2, 2021

fart alley

When the little spoon farts while in a cuddling position, the space between the big and little spoon where the fart travels upwards knocking the big spoon out.

Little spoon: *farts*
Big spoon: OMG, not again, that fart traveled right up fart alley into my nostrils!
Little spoon: *hehehe*

by Coffeeandcorgis July 18, 2021

Front alley frontie

When you simp for a woman so hard to the point where she's dragging you by the balls and you enjoy it. You spent the whole night bending to her needs, but instead of coming back to your place, she leave you in front of your house and cucks you with a virgin.

Dave: "Yo how did that date go?"
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."

by Slampig123 July 27, 2021

Mercan Aleyna

Talented,brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same
Gorgeous, Thoughtful, full of laughter, a smile that makes you fall for her every time, and a Women that knows what she wants

hey i like Mercan Aleyna she is sooo cool

by you’re bae76 November 21, 2021

Bowling alley whore

A person who uses a bowling alley, or other really gross place, to pick up sexual partners.

“Amanda is just a bowling alley whore wearing fuck me pumps0

by Parket December 31, 2021