Alcoholism Religion

alcoholism is a religion for those who like a drink. This religion will require a member to drink whenever they want.

(Girl) You drink so much you're an alcoholic
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.

by WR672 November 21, 2018

alcabooze

Combination of the words alcohol and booze. Used in situations where you are drinking so much one word or the other will not suffice. You need both words so people understand how hard you are planning on going that night.

Oh fuck, i need more alcabooze.

It's an alcabooze kinda night
Let's go get some alcabooze!!

by hshakes December 11, 2018

alcoholophobic

Sniffing alcohol and wanting to puke

person 1: hey let’s get fucked tonight

person 2: no i can’t im an alcoholophobic

person 1: what the fuck is that?
person 2: after i got alcohol poisoning i can’t even smell alcohol without puking

by relatableteen122 December 29, 2018

alcopedophilia

The disorder of when one consumes enough alcohol until their partner looks young in appearance to be attracted to.

Christopher is such an alcopedophilia, he brought home a 69 year old and got hammered til she looked young enough for him to bed.

by Dr. Bob Vu October 22, 2019

alchoholed

drunk

I was so alchoholed last night.

by hanna.ramma December 12, 2019

Alco-Seltzer

The new rage in alcoholic drinks, alcoholic, carbonated water. A drink for those who either hate the taste of beer or want to feel like they’re being healthy. In reality, in two to three years, scientists will be saying this drink is terrible for you and causes cancer because that’s life kids.

Me and the boys gettin lit tonight on this alco-seltzer. Hangover? Take your pick: alka-seltzer or better yet, alco-seltzer.

by Seealis January 19, 2020

Alcinda

Alcinda is a person who will never be forgotten. She is the type of person the will listen to your problems and give you advice but will never share her problems with you unless she Really trusts you. If you are lucky enough to be in her heart, then take her and don't let go. She is the type of person who needs warmth and comfort. She wants someone to give her back hugs hugs kisses and just support her. She has been through a lot in life, and needs a guy to be there for her. She usually falls for Asians, but there are exceptions. Most Alcinda's tend to fall in love with guys whose names begin with N or K and sometimes J. If you are this person best friend then you are lucky. She doesn't let just anyone. She doesn't trust you fully but she trusts you a lot more than others. The only problems she rlly talks about with you is guys. She is afraid of falling in love but that person not loving her back. She may be tough on the outside, but trust she is sensitive and soft on the inside. Also this person is beautiful and hats to be called sexy. If you like this person tell her. She hates it when someone beats around the bush.

Person A:Alcinda is great in bed.
Person B: Rreally! Give me a go
Person A: She is mine. Got it.
Person B: Why are you so possessive
Person A: One she is too beautiful to be shared and 2she loves me being possessive.

by kabs_25963 June 15, 2020