Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.
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A brown haired and brown eyed girl who is a wanna-be.
She is the type of person that pretends to be your friend then will go behind your back and tell everyone your secrets (most likely to be BS) just to try and be popular because she is a self-centered bitch who only gives a shit about herself and wil never succede in life.
She is the type of person that pretends to be your friend then will go behind your back and tell everyone your secrets (most likely to be BS) just to try and be popular because she is a self-centered bitch who only gives a shit about herself and wil never succede in life.
by carma's a bitch June 10, 2010
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2. An enthusiastic response to a casual proposal.
2. An enthusiastic response to a casual proposal.
1. This movie is steeped in reality, albeit in a heightened form.
2. "Do you wanna go to the arcade?"
"Albeit!"
2. "Do you wanna go to the arcade?"
"Albeit!"
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