after pill

When women and men are both stupid, have sex and do not use condoms or birth control.

"I forgot a condom and she didn't take her birth control, so she had to run out and get the after pill.

by life_sucx November 16, 2016

After Fuck

After FVCK” is a song recorded by South Whorean girl group ICK (short for I fvck) for their third single album of the same name. It was released as the single album’s lead single by Starshit Entwatainment on August 22, 2022. The group is composed of six members: Yujizz, Gaussy, Gei, Wonyoungtwat, Jizz and Leeseslurp. They made their debut on December 1, 6969, with the single album Elevulva.

omg yujizz just sang after fuck when leeseslurp touched her bojayna

by ligamatypo September 14, 2022

dictionary.com everything after z

the best way to pretend you’re working in class but instead you’re looking up what 40 year olds think slang is (cuss words included(

Me: hey look I found Destroy Dick December on dictionary.com
Friend: how’d you do that we’re on the school’s computer

Me: I’m on dictionary.com everything after z where all the cool things are
Friend: woah big brain

by epic senpai November 12, 2019

Day After Rape

when a girl has sex with a guy, regrets it the next morning, and calls him a rapist.

Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk

Hey did you hear about Mike and Kenzie?
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.

Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time

by The secret truth April 14, 2022

Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.

Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after

by Karen7397 October 7, 2022

20 After 4

The coolest smoke shop in existence. Good vibes, great music & even better smoking essentials.

Yo bro, did you go to 20 After 4? They’re giving away puff bars. Peep their instagram @20after4usa

by off.white2020 November 23, 2020

Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025