by SethPwns February 20, 2010
Get the Asian mug.An Asian that easily fits anywhere one chooses to place it. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on how one uses it.
Compliment: “I passed my math test because of my pocket Asian.” give thumbs up
Insult: “Your girl must have left you since you were a pocket Asian!” insert evil laugh
Insult: “Your girl must have left you since you were a pocket Asian!” insert evil laugh
by BishiBower September 10, 2009
Get the pocket asian mug.The ultimate race of humans. Blessed with great intelligence and skin color that is in between white and black, these people are hardworking and numerous, they may not be blessed in the area of sex but pleasure has no meaning in a world of logic.
The story of how God created man. He made three clay dolls but the first one he made he left in the sun to dry for too long, leaving it black and hard, black people. Next one he left in the sun to dry for too little, coming out as white and doughy, white people. The last one he left in the sun just right, with the perfect tan and hardness, the ultimate race, asians.
by ASIANBOII44 May 27, 2018
Get the asian mug.To speak in a tongue, often describing the pronunciation of English by Asian immigrants, that substitutes all L's for R's, all R's for W's and all S's for SH's
-Herro prease, I am fruent in the ranguage of Asian Mashtaw
- Oh herro I am an immigwant fwam Mongoria
- Oh herro I am an immigwant fwam Mongoria
by Asian Mashtaw January 29, 2009
Get the Asian Mashtaw mug.The shock you get when an asian person walks right by you from behind, and you didn't expect it to happen
Wow, Chung-Ju just gave me a massive asian fright, as I was just walking down the street deep in my own thoughts
by jobey7896 July 27, 2010
Get the asian fright mug.Jane: "Where did you eat last night?"
Max: "I went to Olive Garden with my boyfriend, Riley Sun"
Jane: "Oh, so you had some Italian and then went for some Asian Flavors?"
Max: "I went to Olive Garden with my boyfriend, Riley Sun"
Jane: "Oh, so you had some Italian and then went for some Asian Flavors?"
by just6442 April 15, 2011
Get the Asian Flavors mug.A squat position that is common practice amongst Asians. The form is generally a full deep squat with legs shoulder width apart, feet flat on the surface, and weight distributed to the heels. Footwear that have a slight heel makes the squat much easier to hold. This form is generally seen while smoking, casually conversing, eating, observing, resting, or use of the bathroom. In many parts of Asia, the toilets require the user to squat in this form. It recently gained attention because research concluded many Westerners have bowel movement issues from the adaption of using toilets and lost the form and ability to align the bowels straight for ease of bowel movements.
Guy 1 : Look at that rich Asian guy squatting in his suit and Rolex!
Guy 2 : That’s the Asian Squat. He probably knows what it’s like growing up poor.
Guy 1 : Asians have strange methods...
Guy 2 : That’s the Asian Squat. He probably knows what it’s like growing up poor.
Guy 1 : Asians have strange methods...
by G-Dogger G July 13, 2018
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