cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

glizzy crank

A crank for your glizzy

I cranked my glizzy with your glizzy crank and it was swag

by Mrs.Beast.FFZ July 5, 2022

Cranking

Not that thing that Maria said it was.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary, Maria, cranking doesn’t mean that!

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020

Crank

To fuck

“Me and my home boys cranked…with socks on of course.”

by Twatgoddess August 23, 2021

mess crank

A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.

Get your ass in my galley, mess crank, and swab this deck -NOW !!!

by Woodstock78 April 24, 2020

Crank Ass Nigga

An adjective, with its origins in inter-city Atlanta, is used to refer to someone that is acting in a manner similar to that of someone who is high or on methamphetamine.

"I'm going to fuck that crank ass nigga up for looking at my man like that."

by BamBam_ShoelessMan July 18, 2016

Cranked

To have someone in your presence and get monetized for being around you

“She’s in my vlog to get cranked”
“I’m getting cranked right now”

by Lipsy May 25, 2024