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Beard Balls

Beard Balls are the hairs that hang off your balls and look like a beard.
So, Bro you gonna trim your Beard Balls? I did and I never felt better!
by The not Lumbersexual July 14, 2016
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leslie beard

Usually occurring on males of Irish descent. It is a full facially grown beard, with hairs clipped to a length of no longer than 1/2". For a beard be considered a "leslie beard" it's color must be red/reddish/ruddy and the color of the male's head-hair must be of some other shade. The two shades/hue cannot match completely, thus creating a two-tone effect that is irresistible to the ladies.
"Sean is sporting a healthy looking leslie beard these days."
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Blue Beard

A term used in the TV show Hannibal; used to descriibe someone that not only has one partner, but kills one after another.
"if i was bluebeard's wife, i would have preferred to be his last"
"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"
by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021
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beard belly

beer belly with a happy trail, making it look like your belly has a nice, well groomed beard.
Pablo: Yo, check out my beard belly!
Dan: Nice, it's better than your goatee!
by phagocitosis June 12, 2011
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Beard Bandit

(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.
Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.
by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012
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Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag
"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"
by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009
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stank beard

Having a beard or goatee that smells like an ashtray after smoking cigarettes.
Can you PLEASE go wash your face when you finish that cigarette, because I can smell your stank beard already?!
by johnnah75 April 28, 2015
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