toe inferno

when you stubb your toe so hard you can literally feel it jettison into another dimension with the pain that is a swirling inferno of the little digit

Jim: *stubbs toe*
Jim's toe: DUDE WTF I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN RN I AM LITERALLY IN ANOTHER DIMENSION HOLY SHIT THIS IS TOE INFERNO

by The Last Duck Bender August 6, 2015

Toe Jeans

jeans that are so small, they only fit over your big toe.

Meghan: Hey! These jeans would look so good on you! Size 000!
Jessie: Um, yeah, if i wanted a new pair of toe jeans!

by Nellie Bryt February 21, 2012

purple toe

an imaginary disease I made up to get out of work usually lasts one day... usually

Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday

Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt

Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was

Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks

by marc0fthebeast December 12, 2011

perma toe

The permanent state of a typically gargantuan camel toe.

Have you seen Sally's cameltoe man?

Who hasn't? She's got a perma toe!

by Erin Scott March 4, 2007

TOE FRO

Toe fro is a fro (afro) of hairs of your toes...

Woooh look at danz toes! they look so 80s ! Hes got the toe fro from narm!!

by Slim amie July 14, 2015

squeaky toe

When you finger a girl with your big toe right after she has douched, thus leaving your toe squeaky clean and smelling like Garden Flowers or Original Scent.

Friend #1: How was your date with Jessica last night?

Friend #2: It was great! I was playing video games so all I could do is finger her with my toes.

Friend#1: WHOA! Did she give you a squeaky toe?

Friend #2: Mountain Pine scent!

Friend #1: Lucky!!

by LukasKares August 29, 2017

MOE TOE

Another version of the moose knuckle or plum smuggler.

Monty sure had his Moe Toe out today

by darbre2 July 29, 2010