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Daddy tank

One sexy bastard. He is also the leader of the red official.
by Jen shah hdjd jd d October 12, 2020
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tipsy tank

The tipsy tank is when you are getting a blow job and four red solo cups full of beer are poured on your penis.
Person 1: “ stacey was giving me a blow job a some then she pored four red solo cups full of beer on my dick.”

Person 2: “yea that’s called a tipsy tank.”

Person 1: “why do you know this stuff?”

Person 2: “DON’T YOU SEE person 1 I AM STACEY!

Person 1: “WHAT! BUT HOW!?!

Person 2: “YOU FOOL IM AN UNDER COVER ANGET OF GAY”

Person 1 “darn you have tricked me”

Person 1 “… can I suck your dick?

Person 2 “sure”
by Pat the fat February 18, 2023
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Tank Texting

Akin to drunk dialing, it is the act of sending oftentimes embarrassing text messages to contacts while inebriated.

Typically, to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.
by JungleboyJames May 1, 2009
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tank porn

Used when talking about pictures, videos or movies containing good footage and noises of tanks (the military kind, Panzers). Mostly used by tank enthusiasts who play tank games like World of Tanks, War Thunder or Armored Warfare.
Listen to the noise of that Leopard 1 engine, thats some good tank porn.
by Kurt28 February 22, 2017
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Syphoning the Tank

When a woman takes a short piece of garden hose or other relatively large-gauge tubing and places one end in her rectum and the other in her vagina, so that passed gas will enter the vagina.
Jessica Alba is on mean ass butch with stinky stank quiffs. She.has been “Syphoning the Tank” to get that really stanky quiff gas. Sometimes her quiff even has a bit of the brown spatter. i wonder if she puts her lips on that hose to get it started?
by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018
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chinese tank

a round plastic container used for collecting the clothes that has to be washed or sent to the laundry service
jack. when you take off your pants, don't leave them rolling all over the room. please put them into the chinese tank so that i can see them when doing the laundry.
by anglocolombiano86 January 2, 2010
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Papi Tank

A tank top shirt worn by a man that has no shoulders.
Yo M***R, Sick Papi Tank.
by LIMOS July 8, 2009
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