Sammy Sprinkler

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.

Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!

by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

Sammy

A person who deep down knows they are gay but doesnt seem to understand who they are but overall their chill and can get buff

Sammys gay

by Jackintheboxfromurmom July 29, 2022

Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.

Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy

by h06i10 January 8, 2023

Sammy

Gay boy 3000

Why is Sammy so gay.

by Spartan 3366 August 9, 2020

Sammy

Has a massive cock and will make you scream (I know from experience)

Sammy you’re in too deep 😫

by drkelfman November 23, 2021

Sammy

Fat ass,got a good heart,uses parents credit card to buy 10 durag and other shit

I want to be sammy

by From starduke99 April 8, 2022

Sammie Olson

A beautiful, kind, considerate girl. She isn't perfect and has her flaws like everyone else. I'm not perfect, I want to be.. but that's not realistic or even possible. I love you because you make my day. You were my first ever friend at msum before we even came here.. I don't know what I'd do without you.. I'd lose a part of me.. you're like that good imp telling me to no you've got to eat or stop working out :P i love you and you need to know that .. i know i can be stubborn but you're amazing girl! Don't let anyone tell you any different! (:

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Sammie Olson rocks

by flickingpickles December 14, 2013