Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Big MAC

Big MAC (verb) the act of masturbating in front of your Mac laptop until you reach climax, and then slamming the Mac book laptop closed on top of your penis while ejaculating. Also referred to as the "MACaroni n Jizz."

I just Big MAC'd to that Chyna sex tape, I think I broke my laptop, also my dick hurts super bad.

by Dark lord tizzy May 12, 2016

Mac-Attack

When a ‘Human being’ is considered a god amongst men, no one can stop the Mac-Attack, some are known to everyone, however some have still not been found and can be highly dangerous.

Holy shit! I think my teacher is a fucking Mac-Attack

by YourNan’sCrustVag December 3, 2020

Mac morris

The hottest nigga out there

Sexy nigga like Mac morris

by Mac Manson hater December 22, 2022

mac-10

an extremely broken submachine gun in warzone that activision won’t nerf. they won’t nerf it because they are lazy rats that are also extremely money hungry.

cod players: we want anticheat and nerfs to guns like the mac-10
activision: oh so you want store bundles?

by JarvisBanned August 4, 2021

Mac Kaminari

Mac Kaminari is the name of a lovely girl who LOVES anime and is a god of everything. She hates it when people repeats jokes that aren't funny or when someone says "oks".

"Hey dude, do you know if Principal Nezu (from MHA) is a pro hero?"
"I dunno, ask Mac Kaminari"

by Br0ken_Insid3 June 11, 2021

mac clapp

a christmas stan. likes to lick pussy. an instagram queen who hates herself but the world loves her. she has just joined the 7th grade jew crew. she is a sister tea spiller who everyone loves. she blesses me everyday. her instagram password is jesuslover26. she uses facetune but she doesn't need it

"ugg stop saying you are ugly, mac!"
"I can't believe mac is in the 7th grade jew crew!"
"ari I hate you!"
"mac clapp is amazing!"

by SHUT UPPPPPPPPP December 19, 2018