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Kevin

Always fails no nut November and a caring person. Eh. He can be a lul funk sometimes but can fuck hoes in no time. His hero is the guy who died after destroying their dick over 146 times.
Kevin will fuck your bae
by Blephlebobber December 4, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is the type of boy who is mysterious and hard to figure out, but as you get to know him you would soon love him. He’s sweet, kind, generous, childish, Stubborn, smart, and passionate. He kisses like no other and shows you how much your worth, eventually he gets tired of trying in a relationship and then dumps the person or gets dumped. He has dreams of being with the one he loves and pictures a future with them, with all of his good friends that came along with him during his journey of growing up. He’s an attractive guy who’s low key known by everyone. He worries too much about being lonely or not being liked and doesn’t realize who is there for him every step of the way. He’s looks like the type you wouldn’t think is a good lover, but once you get into bed with him, he would rock your world!
by Lillyluckenberg October 24, 2018
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kevin

kevin is a guy that totally sucks massive dick at all sports and his head flops around like a fuckin retard when he runs. he consumes massive amounts of dollar general and pizza sticks giving him the power to perform ultra gay activities with his epileptic dog also he thinks he can fight but even his trans-sexual brother can beat him up.he tries to compare himself to his awesome friends like wyatt and mack who get more pussy than he could ever imagine,but he really just has a bowl cut and cries every time anyone calls him fat which is the truth because he is like 200 pounds over weight he is known to most people as a poor ass or a kev-jizz he likes to tell people he plays basket ball really good but he actually sucks dick really good just ask Sheldon his fagget accomplice in the gay arts also known to us total bad asses as a shell-douche and there was this kid named austan but we wont get into that ,lets just say he was an even bigger fag until kevins ass swollowed him. he is also know to like cereal boxes ALOTTTTT !!!!!!!!!
guy1: hey look at that poor ass

guy2:oh him thats kevin
by that guy over there October 6, 2012
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Kevin

Oh my god, that guy is so stupid he must be a Kevin.
by The Qwesome June 11, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is super cool and likes annie more

Plus he really likes bananas most people believe he likes them more than annie and theyre right
Wow kevin really does like annie more than annie likes kevin Which is proven to be true because he wasted his time doing this
by Incognitum August 21, 2018
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Kevin

by Lovers quarrel October 12, 2018
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a kevin

a person who is dirty, smells of BO, or never takes a shower. a follower, a jocker, a person with no friends.
a lame person in general
damn, your dogs a kevin!
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