Cupcake

Code word for,
"I want to meet up with a 13 year old, even though I'm 30, since I've been explicitly texting her all this time."
OR
"I went to get a 13 year old."

EDP: "I was uh, actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home."

by LeonGotHUGE!Balls April 25, 2021

Cupcake

A piece of crap, inflated by hot air, then topped with more crap.

That Cupcake is going to be frozen under an avalanche of Snowflakes.

by Declutter2009 February 15, 2017

Vanilla Cupcake

Code for wanting to have sex but keeping it suddle, generally asked when there are to many people around say say it directly

A guy and a girl were hitting it off at a bar with their friends. The guy asks "Hey, do you want a vanilla cupcake? " The girl says "Sure." Then they leave the bar together.

by bu11seye456 June 12, 2018

Cupcake Carling

The action of Spiking a cupcake named Carl into the ground

Yo Want to join me and Jake in cupcake carling at the party later?

by CapitalistDeej March 19, 2024

Cupcake

Someone that is underage ages 17 or under

It is illegal to talk to cupcakes

by )))))): June 21, 2025

Pink cupcake

A pink cupcake is a victory over de feet. A phrase uttered when a prostitute is busted by the ones closest to her.

“They got her with that pink cupcake. She can’t even run the streets anymore.”

by Maulstick October 7, 2022

cupcake stage

Cupcakestage when a couple love each for the first few weeks then brake up and hate each other on the next week

Goes to I love you to I can't stand you

Cupcake stage

by Ghost killer November 22, 2015