The Book of Arnold

The Book of Mormon, but in a more modern and more easy to understand way.

Arnold Cunningham is the prophet of the Book of Arnold

by They died holding hands April 5, 2020

Train Book

A novel/book someone would read on the train, bus or other public transportation.
Known for it's lengthy and thick appearance.

Passenger - Look at that yuppie reading a train book.

by HiTHEREE April 25, 2009

Book Job

Where a 12 Yr old that has just reached puberty shoves his 0.4'' dick in and out of a book spine feeling absolutely outstanding of himself when a micrometer of sperm comes out of him

Give me a book so I can book job that mono

by Slashest April 9, 2022

booked by the cops

to get in trouble and/or caught by the police

Dan: heyy lets go tear up the school's field!
Nick: uhm, no I'll pass
Dan: aww come on man!
Nick: naw, last time I did something like that, I got booked by the cops!

by baby-brunette April 6, 2009

ninja booking

Jumping on and off of facebook all sneaky like in order to check, and update your statuses before anyone can IM you. It is unknown why people take up this tactic instead of making oneself invisible while online.

I wanted to talk to Tora, but she keeps ninja booking.

by aleis October 2, 2011

burn book

a book that people (mainly females) put nasty things about others in

Kylie: OMG!!!!! I fucking hate Jessica so fucking much cuz she slpet with mah bae Kyle!
Sarah: Put it in the burn book.

by Lolliepuff February 15, 2015

Read a book

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.

"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"

by Vbui717 June 9, 2014