Monkey Trumpet

Blowing into ones butthole

The girl from the bar last night let me give her a monkey trumpet

by Seeryulz May 16, 2020

Rod Monkey

One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.

"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"

by Rodmonkey68 January 12, 2017

favela monkey

A derogatory term for Brazilians living in slums

@Gaules so many brazil favela monkeys

by okmnjiuhbvgytfcxdr July 15, 2022

monkey tug

Woman masturbates man with feet while man stares at vagina

Her large feet and massive monkey would make for an amazing monkey tug.

by Young James April 23, 2008

Nic monkey

Someone who will do anything to get some nicotine but has no intention of being a stoner

Carson: yo Dave, sauce that juul

Dave: stfu Carson, your a fucking nic monkey

by Shuter.iv October 30, 2018

spazzy monkey

A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.

faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua

by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013

Gear Monkey

Having an obsession with anything vehicle related! Spending hrs and hours researching and building a particular type of vehicle to perfection. While being amazing at everything!

Those Gear Monkey’s spent hours building thier ultra4 vehicle!

That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!

Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!

I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!

Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!

He was driving like a Gear Monkey!

If only I could Gear Monkey

She was totally Gear Monkey last night!

by The Gear Monkey May 9, 2018