1. Failing so hard that it's as if God himself made it impossible for you to win today.
2.Describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.
2.Describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.
Person 1: *snaps pencil in half.....again*
Person 2: "Dude, your practically Blessed With Suck today, whats wrong with you?"
Person 1: "Today's just not my day. I'm going home."
Person 2: "Dude, your practically Blessed With Suck today, whats wrong with you?"
Person 1: "Today's just not my day. I'm going home."
by Ironicsalmon December 1, 2011
Get the Blessed With Suckmug. While performing cunnilingus on a woman, exhale profusely, proceed to wrap your physical lips over her lower lips (mouth over labia). Proceed to inhale as hard as you can to create an extreme suction of the female genitalia. Rinse and repeat this process to increase female stimulation. Increased volume of vagina sucking will eventually lead to intense female orgasm.
Steve: Yo, you're gay!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Steve: Yeah bro! You mad?
Joe: Nah, I totally was vagina sucking your girlfriend and your mom walked in, and i sucked her vagina too!
Steve: What?!?!?!?
Joe: Oh yeah?
Steve: Yeah bro! You mad?
Joe: Nah, I totally was vagina sucking your girlfriend and your mom walked in, and i sucked her vagina too!
Steve: What?!?!?!?
by fatninja2031 May 3, 2012
Get the Vagina suckingmug. by Meemo August 9, 2004
Get the suck facemug. (v) to eat shit and die
(v) told to people in an effort to get them to go the hell away and never come back
Basically, a rather frank way of saying that you are very angry at someone and wish them to have the misfortune of having to suck feces through a straw
(v) told to people in an effort to get them to go the hell away and never come back
Basically, a rather frank way of saying that you are very angry at someone and wish them to have the misfortune of having to suck feces through a straw
by John Denver October 19, 2004
Get the suck shitmug. to kowtow; to show unnecessary respect or deference in order to win favor with a superior or colleague. Annoying, ingratiating behaviour that is observed by others. Usually used with pronouns, he, she, you, rather than with actual names, John, Sylvia. The origin is probably derived from the idea that great pleasure is derived by the recipient of fellatio. Hence, giving someone one more pleasure than they deserve in hopes that they will be so pleased they will feel obliged to give you benefits, usually in the form of job security, more hours at work, more favorable shifts or to have her/his opinions favored and adopted.
I don't suck cock. He sucks cock at work.
A colleague may question, "How come he gets to work all the good shifts?" whereupon someone might reply, "Oh, he sucks cock."
A colleague may question, "How come he gets to work all the good shifts?" whereupon someone might reply, "Oh, he sucks cock."
by Rudolf Kurt Penner February 22, 2007
Get the suck cockmug. by Ashley P December 15, 2003
Get the suck a nutmug. by Syddraf January 12, 2008
Get the Runescape Sucksmug.