Olde English Bulldogge

A recreation of the original victorian age Bulldog of the 17th and 18th century. See definition for "Bulldogge"

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by Linda Harper December 21, 2004

A bad English teacher

Now we all know one of these. Annoying, waffle teachers who just go on and on about colours reflecting the characters mood or the weather having influence over a situation. Shut up and acknowledge that no one cares. Like really. The sky is black because the author wanted it to be. Not because the character is angry and having dark thought. Nope. It was probably late.

For some reason, every single one of them are major feminists. Why? We're any of the old authors you drone on about feminists? Nope.

In conclusion there is only one word that can fully describe them:

Boomer.

I have A bad English teacher. His name is Mr Hartley. And he's trash.

by Englishteachersarebad1 December 30, 2019

English Cum Crannie

An action in which you have sex during breakfast and you ejaculate into a nooks and crannies english muffin and your partner licks the english muffin

I wanna try a sexual action i learned on The Urban Dictionary its called The English Cum Crannie

by Twatbiscut July 1, 2016

English Hot Pocket

An anal sex position in which the recieving partner defecates on the shaft of the delivering partner. The waste is then used as a form of lubricant untill a climax is reached.

Sarah: John and I performed an English Hot Pocket last night and it smelled like a rotting carcass when we were done.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 19, 2010

The Smelly English Muffin

Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.

Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning

by Sashco Mitev October 8, 2008

write an english paper

See see a man about a wallaby.

I'm gonna go write an english paper.

by pt_Kreepy March 22, 2004

Plug and Chug English

The attempt to quantify language by forcing parameters, such as Jane Schafer Method, on writers, and thereby inhibiting the creativity of entire student populations.

eg.

A concrete detail is always accompanied by two commentaries.

Body Paragraph = CD + CM + CM + CD + CM + CM

English teachers that think inside the box force their students to learn Plug and Chug English.

by James Caton February 14, 2008