National 2k day

August 2nd National 2k day the day where you buy a dude 2k

Hey babe do you know it’s august 2nd national 2k day where you buy us 2k

by Joyrd.jr August 1, 2023

National Finger Day

Anyone and i mean fucking anyone that you wanna finger , you can ITS NATIONAL FINGER DAY BITCHES ****NOV 3rd

"Hey can i finger you?" "SURE , ITS NATIONAL FINGER DAY"

by Cyperohyper November 1, 2019

National Cave Dive Day

The day every man or woman shall at any point in time on February 27 cave dive into their friends without remorse and any type of warning.

Today is National Cave Dive Day!! I WILL CAVE DIVE EVERYONE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE.

by xVampi February 27, 2025

national no more grammar day

January 1st Is the day that this holiday falls on. you don't have to use grammar on this day and nobody can judge you lol

guy 1: Im jemertgsaedf
guy 2: I'm*
guy 1: shut the fuck up it's national no more grammar day
guy 2: oh.

by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021

School of the nations

A undercover prison as a school in macau

School of the nations is not a school

by anonymous March 27, 2025

National Bully Gabby Day

December 17th, it's a day to bully all Gabbys that you know and love (or hate, it doesn't matter)

"Yo, it's National Bully Gabby Day! Let's go harrass Gabby!"
"Hell yeah, dude! Let's go beat the shit out of them!"

by ohitsgeode February 27, 2022

National Grab Dick Month

Only in the month of September you can grab only 1 guys dick, so make sure it's someone you think has a shlong on them, cause for the month you can grab there junk with no remorse!

Katie: Hey David! It's National Grab Dick Month!!! *grabs dick*
David: Ughh I have to go through with this for the whole month of September!?

by mishter August 29, 2021