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Jack Pitman

Totally awsome name for a british dude. Usually has a fondness for eyeliner and snowpants. Oft times is cheated on by gf with badass ryans.
Damn look at that kid in the snowpants deffinatley a Jack Pitman.
by R.D. Kelly June 4, 2009
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Jack

Jacks are a simple creature. They tend to automatically be attracted to maddies in some way. Jacks also get along with jakubs although the chance of a jack forming a alliance with a jakub is one in a million. The duo then go hunt for their mates. The jack hooks up with a creature in similar tastes while the jakub picks up a more intelligent creature.

-a dude
Wow look its a jack! They are so peaceful in the forest
by InfernoFion November 17, 2019
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Apple Jack

When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.
Hey! Let's Apple Jack.
by finding bow October 11, 2017
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jack

name for a retarded dude with a small penis
by psychoooobitch101 June 2, 2020
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Double Back Jimmy Jack

This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.
We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.
by Vern the Man March 19, 2021
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jack-o-lantern teeth

Teeth so jacked up, they look like a Jack-o-lantern's teeth.
I was gonna holla at her, until I saw her Jack-o-lantern teeth.
by SwtDreams September 15, 2019
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Jack

Jack is the type of person to have a lot of friends but he leeches off other people. He is really smart but he doesn't put his brain to work. He has lots of friends and he is really cool. He can be weird sometimes, but if he becomes your friend then it will stay that way hopefully.
Person 1: Is that Jack?
Person 2: Yeah I know he is really cool.
by bruh ur mom haha December 11, 2019
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