The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.
Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.
Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
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Get the Monkey Fencing mug.A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle”
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
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guy 1: dude hes such a diamond monkey
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.
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Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: An Ugly Mother Fucker You little bitch
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Person 1: An Ugly Mother Fucker You little bitch
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