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Jack

Jacks are a simple creature. They tend to automatically be attracted to maddies in some way. Jacks also get along with jakubs although the chance of a jack forming a alliance with a jakub is one in a million. The duo then go hunt for their mates. The jack hooks up with a creature in similar tastes while the jakub picks up a more intelligent creature.

-a dude
Wow look its a jack! They are so peaceful in the forest
by InfernoFion November 17, 2019
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jack

name for a retarded dude with a small penis
by psychoooobitch101 June 2, 2020
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jack-o-lantern teeth

Teeth so jacked up, they look like a Jack-o-lantern's teeth.
I was gonna holla at her, until I saw her Jack-o-lantern teeth.
by SwtDreams September 15, 2019
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Skip jack

Aka Skippy aka skip. Usually a nickname given to those in trades. Foul mouth anger issues, lack of common sense, makes very poor choices. Has no comprehension of saving money. Alcoholic and will fuck anything that walks. Multiple baby mamas. Hobbies include super punchin, pipelining, hot shotin, and playin golf. Will in fact steal your girl and your mom. All in all skip jacks are bad mother fuckers
Wtf Skip jack that's my mom bro.
by The real skip jack April 16, 2021
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Michigander Jack o lantern

A type of jack o'lantern made only in Michigan. The face is carved into a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. It's kind of creepy. Also called a 'Gander Jack.
I love making Michigander jack o lantern with my friends
by LittleKettleChipKid September 12, 2022
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Jack-Shit

When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.
Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!
by prudulentjack August 20, 2022
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Jack Crosby

1. Biggest dick in the world
2. Always breaks a girls heart
3. Never is loyal
4. One night stander
5. Fuck boy
6. Fools you
7. Doesn't know right from wrong
by TheOnlyOneEver September 5, 2016
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