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can't gonna do that

A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.
Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"
by von groovy July 19, 2024
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
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Do a Rhino

To absolutely wreck a weekend away by leaving a trail of destruction on the first night.
'How was Poland dear did anyone Do a Rhino?' ' It was amazing but Mr X 'did a Rhino' on the first night, got too excited, got wasted then got in a hottub with two hookers, lost £5 grand on his credit card then shat himself'
by Kaiser1983 June 17, 2025
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Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.
My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do
by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024
mugGet the Two for one deal-domug.
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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doing a will

I really needed to break wind so i was doing a will
by Deep thought January 20, 2015
mugGet the doing a willmug.

doing a Hegseth

When caught doing something wrong, to deny it utterly and insult and demean the person who caught you doing it.
"I heard a cop caught Jim running a red light and nearly hitting someone. He said the light was green, it was the other guy's fault, and the cop was fat, stupid and blind."
"Oh, he was doing a Hegseth, then!"
by xdemos March 29, 2025
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