Dos

A guy who has multiple relationships ongoing at the same time. He will invite more than one of his girls to his own party on the same night, and he often has his girls on rotation so he can get fucked any given night. All of the girls recognize each other at every party, but are all unaware that Dos has been sleeping with all of them and having them share the same towel to use after they shower.
Most Doses are “rappers” or “trappers”. Red flag to keep your eye out for.
It is also common for a Dos to lie about his age, for instance he may say he’s 26 but actually be turning 30. You may also find out he has 2 kids with 2 different baby mommas. Also that he has 6 mugshots for several charging including terroristic threats/ actions.

Doses are pieces of work.

“Omg that guy I was hanging out with was such a Dos!”

“Somebody needs to tell that girl that she’s getting Dosed.”

by boistate69 December 7, 2020

It’s doing

When you don’t have enough chromosomes to say “Everything’s good, thanks for asking.”

Person A: Hey, Jim! How are you?

Jim: Ooooooh It’s doing, alright.

by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020

Do it like dennis

when you reach down and rip her lips clean off just like dennis from the spongebob film when he is chasing spongbob and patrick

“do it like dennis”

*grabs and tears genitals straight out to reveal a patch of bare skin*

by mynamecheff May 13, 2023

Doing A Caleb

The art of Capitalising letters by mistake!

Person 1: BACK
Person 1: Oops caps
Person 2: Ooh, you were just Doing A Caleb

by Coolsimanious October 21, 2013

do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.

Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment”

by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019

Doing A Dave

Doing a Dave is when while playing Halo, someone gets shot with a Spartan Laser but doesn't die straight away.
This count for multiple hits on the player.

Pete: Did you see that shot? You should have died
Dave: I know
Pete: Yeah, you were Doing a Dave!

by new_messiah October 14, 2010

DOING THE MONGOLOID

Acting mentally challenged, (RETARDED)

QUIT DOING THE MONGOLOID.

by italian cherry July 15, 2011