nut wish

Is when a female puts your nuts in her hand and licks and sucks the magic stick until you nut then when you do she takes the nut and puts it in a jar and sits it in her house somewhere as if they were ashes and calls it her kids then when she wants to get pregnant she fertlizes it

Can you do a nut wish please during sex lady...we gon have to edit that out.

by saysfuck.shit December 12, 2020

Nut theft auto

The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.

I will be right back gang! im going to nut theft auto

by smarttard December 22, 2023

Off nut

The definition of off nut is MM every single weekend between the hours of Friday 5pm - Monday 5pm. And is usually because of copious amounts of narcotics and alcohol

Cor I am off nut.

by go_again October 24, 2020

nut

1. a fruit consisting of a hard or tough shell around an edible kernel.
2. a small flat piece of metal or other material, typically square or hexagonal, with a threaded hole through it for screwing on to a bolt as a fastener.
3. the act of ejaculation.

Guy 1: What did you get for lunch?
Guy 2: Some nuts.
Guy 3: What screws do you have?
Guy 4: Some nuts!
Guy 5: Go faster, I’m gonna nut!
Guy 6: On it!

by name cant be blank so idk December 19, 2022

NUT

-never

-underestimate
-teachers

I’m gonna nut all over my school

by OIOIOIBAKAA December 19, 2024

wall nut

when you rail someone or jerk off) against a wall- the result is finishing on the wall. hence wall nut.

or alternatively when you jerk off a wall

Donald, I invite you to my home, and what do you do? You have the Audacity to wall nut all over the mahogany wood paneling. The audacity.

by anonymous November 12, 2020

goog nut

During a blowjob, the person giving the blowjob vomits at the same time the person receiving the blow job ejaculates. This is called a goog nut, and is usually used as a form of fraternity initiation.

Man 1: Hey, how'd you get into this frat?
Man 2: Oh, just had to give a goog nut to the leader.

by buck.nasty December 22, 2020