Jack

Any jack you meet, will automatically be an asshole. He'd cheat, he'd lie to you, he'd do all kinds of ugly and disloyal things in a relationship. But, the thing is, if you're a horny guy/girl, then you will be drawn to him.....because Jack has a very hard and greasy stick...not to mention it's long when it's excited. His balls are squishy but hey, not everybody's dick is perfect.

OMG you GUYS Jack was so jacking me up I literally saw stars *drools*

by YOMMI3 January 15, 2025

Jack To The Future

An infamously horrible video by YouTuber Jacksfilms the video was infamously horrible because the video was purely sponsored slop with feeling more like a Nickelodeon special than a YouTube video

“Have you watched that HORRIBLE video Jack To The Future”

by Welsh Pro on YouTube January 16, 2025

jack jones

the most handsome dude you will ever fucking meet

look at jack jones and how he pulls all the hoes at adr

by a random girl2424424 January 20, 2025

Jack McQuire

A mystery cocktail chosen by the bartender

Bartender: "What would you like?"
Customer: "Uhhh, I'm feeling adventurous. I'll get a Jack McQuire"
Bartender: "Coming right up!"

by ofiewjofiwef January 23, 2025

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to language.

Person 1: Are you addicted to language?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Jack Doyle

if jack doyle slammed me against a wall and i wouldl start barking.

youre too hot to handle Jack Doyle

by irp96 January 27, 2025