Urban Dictionary

The best dictionary on Google but was banned in schools.

Student: Hey! Why can't I use Urban Dictionary?
Teacher: Because 0.00000000000001% is corrupted, so we banned it.
Student: NOO!

by tbghfnghhjyhy February 11, 2023

Urban Addictionary

Someone addicted to Urban Dictionary

Guy 1: What the hell is an iFinger?

Guy 2: I don't know, look it up on Urban Dictionary
Guy 3: No need guys, it's when you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.
Guy 1: Since when did you become an Urban Addictionary?

by Sethlikeswafflez March 10, 2012

Urban Dictionary

A stupid app that poses as a dictionary, but it's actually made by a 15 year old that the education system has failed.

Guy: Why do you talk like that?
dumb stupid fucking bitch: I use Urban Dictionary for my synonyms.
Guy: ...

by w o c k y s l u s h October 20, 2021

urban hot pocket

when you fuck a dirty homeless bitch under the bridge.

Last night i gave old lisa an urban hot pocket

by SK2316 January 26, 2021

getting banned on urban dictionary

an act that i will perform (they will do it)

i need to put getting banned on urban dictionary here to submit the post

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Hahahahahahaha, you must think ur some smart ass fuck for searching up 'Urban Dictionary' on the urban dictionary, dumb fuck

You are really bloody stupid to search up urban dictionary on this website, smh

by UrDefinitions June 18, 2017

Urban Sleuthing

The act of picking up a used condom you’ve found on the street and pushing the semen into your mouth and ingesting it.

Urban Sleuthing

Sky was walking to the Silverdale hotel after a busy game of cricket for something to refresh her.

She found a used condoms outside and picked it up and began Urban Sluething (Ingesting the contents).

Urban Sluething can describe one of more condoms with semen in being digested.

by SilverdaleSucker June 24, 2025