a moronic, obnoxious jerk, (male or female) who is not worthy enough of being a full fuck-tard, yet still is a stupid fuck. just as half-pint is only half of a pint, a fucknugget is only partially human.; also, anyone who is only worth a nugget of your time.
by Scaith December 10, 2007
Get the fuck nugget mug.Hair fucking is what a girl does when she takes her hair out of a ponytail and starts flipping it with her hand in front of a guy to be sexy.......girls at the gym do this a lot....it's used in the first stages of flirting. If you see a girl doing this to your man you know what's up :)
by K.Rae March 31, 2011
Get the Hair Fucking mug.guy; im gonna fuck roast you till dawn as soon as its hot enough, dearest
middleton;awww i cant wait, im gonna get a right old grilling
oven;ping!
warning - middleton will die during a fuck roast thus turning into necrophilia
middleton;awww i cant wait, im gonna get a right old grilling
oven;ping!
warning - middleton will die during a fuck roast thus turning into necrophilia
by jon puzzle February 4, 2008
Get the fuck roast mug.1. (Noun)someone who is angry and can not control their rage. most likely after slipping on a banana in mario cart
2. Fuck Bananas is used when you screw something up or something has gone wrong
2. Fuck Bananas is used when you screw something up or something has gone wrong
1. Holy crap John is going fuck banana's cuz timmy just beat his ass in Mario cart.
2. FUCK BANANAS I JUST STUBBED MY TOE
2. FUCK BANANAS I JUST STUBBED MY TOE
by Ben Blackhurst December 20, 2008
Get the Fuck Bananas mug.1. A common phrase in the Phillipines.
2. A common form of intercourse in the Phillipines - which is why they say it a lot - in which a woman positions her cunt in front another's asshole which in turn shits into her cunt.
2. A common form of intercourse in the Phillipines - which is why they say it a lot - in which a woman positions her cunt in front another's asshole which in turn shits into her cunt.
1. You, fucking shit. Why don't you wait 2 weeks like everyone else before invoicing me.
2. Two Filipino girls were lying on their sides on the floor with their vaginas pointed at the other's anus just fucking shit.
2. Two Filipino girls were lying on their sides on the floor with their vaginas pointed at the other's anus just fucking shit.
by appsguy April 7, 2008
Get the fucking shit mug.by chris sem. May 27, 2005
Get the fuck friend mug.When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.
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