penis

why are you searching this either your 10 years old or your a borderline pervert

The 63 year old man searched penis on urban dictionary

by Seembusterchung March 7, 2020

Penis Zombie

A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.

How was talking to Tom last night?

He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.

Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.

by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021

conrad’s penis

Big as dick. Anytime a girl sees him drop his pants they drop on it. But be careful I could get hurt for how big it is ;). Personally it is amazing it’s like a BBC but white

Omgggg he has a Conrad’s penis! YUMMY!

by Fjcncmckgigkbkvogoglblgogo July 31, 2019

Penis Limbo

The excruciating point right before ejaculation to determine whether you want to keep edging or climax

Guy 1: Why did you get that 1-nighter pregnant?
Guy 2: Got stuck in Penis Limbo and didn't pull out.
Guy 1: ok

by munybtvr December 4, 2022

Penis

Bananas that taste even better suck em and are even found going on men’s crotches

Ooh so u have a penis NOM NOM NOM
ooooh she sucks bananas

one word squidward testiculars

NOM NOM NOM that was delicious

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Penis Waft

A shart coming out of your penis

I have a Penis Waft

by SmogzV2 March 30, 2022

Penis

What Brie’anah has

Omg Brie’anah’s a man she has a penis!!

by Ur a whore June 3, 2019