Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022

eimil eiks penis

the biggest thing in the universe, also known as baby carrot

omg! that is such a big stick! it looks like eimil eiks penis!

by perkele saatana jumalauta vitt April 29, 2019

Penis

A thing I want in me now daddy~ 😩 I’d suck your penis babbyyyy

Guy 1:” Hey, I showed Mya My Penis last night she was riding it all night!”
Guy 2: “Haha cool man.”

by RoofTopLol123 October 14, 2022

Penis

A underdeveloped leg

;)

"Dude can I see your underdeveloped leg?"
"Of course!"

Don't whip your penis out...please

by Basicwhitebeyootch March 11, 2020

Penis

A penis is an organism that is long and squishy. When it is happy, Is starts to feel hard as a rock. Their main use is for sucking on

“Hey, can I suck your penis”
“Yes please daddy”

by Suckingboy69 May 9, 2022

Penis

The thing dudes have. Not all dudes have penises and not everyone with a penis is a dude.

Person 1 - “I have a penis”
Person 2 - “Cool”

by Fluffhead. September 6, 2022

penis

long hard white thing that if you stroke it white stuff will cum out

I love having his long hard white 8 inch penis shoved in my ass.

by qenis July 14, 2022