Columbus hot finger

Penetrating an anus with a finger covered hot sauce in-lieu of sexual intercourse.

"i caught my girl cheating on me so i gave her a Columbus hot finger"

by deuscaput November 11, 2013

Packing a hot one

When you have a jonny (condom) with you.

Hey baby, I'm "packing a hot one" tonight.

by FuckTardTheFoetus April 16, 2015

hot air balloon

The act of farting in ones mouth

I gave your mom a hot air balloon after she yelled at me for jacking off with her thong.

by Keithberns5 September 23, 2015

Hot pocket killer

Fat person that eats more pockets than they should

You're a hot pocket killer Tammy

by Dumpster baby88 July 28, 2017

hot carl sub

The act of hovering your ass over someone’s face, usually in a squat position, then taking a shit into their mouth.

That bitch was passed out drunk so I gave her a Hot Carl Sub!

by degenerate6969 July 13, 2019

Dirty hot tamale

When you coate your dick in vinegar and stick it in a extremely hot red head's ass

God, I want to dirty hot tamale her tonight!

by G-Bux November 20, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.

Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!

by Captain nignog May 27, 2019