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Caught a game for a recruit

During sex when you are in bland old missionary, and your Charlie horse or hamstring starts cramping badly enough that you lose your erection. You are officially too old for this partner.
“How’d it go with Julie? Dem tiddies are LEGIT!”
-“oh man, I caught a game for a recruit and had to stop. I’m officially too old for hot chicks now!”
by Fungordon May 15, 2022
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the friends birthday game

this is when two friends of the opposite sex play this game on each other birthday only. same way on each birthday they have. the man see if he can get more girlfriends than his female friend can get more boyfriends. and the person who birthday its not that day the other friend. he or she hopes to win to make the loser sing happy birthday to them on their own birthday. so if its my friend birthday i want to win. so she has to sing happy birthday to me on her birthday. and when its my birthday she hopes to win too. and neither one can start until its midnight time on their birthday when it just starting the new day but midnight at night time. so dawn comes after and when you wake up its that birthday. so you have 24 hours. what you do after is your own business. until its their birthday. and start again.
the friends birthday game is the best game i ever played and we only get to do it twice a year one for each other birthday.
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the shark game

“let’s play the shark game, I eat you scream
by bt bandit June 11, 2022
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The sock game

When you sit on your bed and throw socks at the ceiling fan and try to get them to land on it. Something to do when you’re bored on a summer day.
I should’ve played the sock game during quarantine
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 1, 2022
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The sus game

A game where 2 people act super sus and whoever wants to stop being sus first loses
by Bigsusdasdy August 31, 2022
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spit your game

Telling someone to show off/flex on you in an argumentative manner. kind of like saying "show me what you got". often said after being made fun of or "roasted".
Jack says "your boring and you suck" Jon replies "Spit your game Jack you got nothing on me"
by yo(biological)mom September 1, 2022
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The Eternity Game

You know I would have won it, right? If I was in your class and you would have picked me. I would have won the game.
Hym “You know I would have won The Eternity Game, right? You would have told me it was my turn and I just would have done anything. The first thing that popped into mind. Stand my book up on end. Pick up my backpack and drop it. Spin my desk around to face the other direction. Get up and walk out. It’s a game where literally any move wins. And then you would have stole my dissertation or something in retaliation to me humping a baby into your daughter or something. Then I show up with a shotgun and kill everyone. This is turning into a good biopic. I hope my editor is taking notes... And don’t use prep time as an excuse. I think we both know I thought of it immediately. I’ll win this one too. By any means necessary. Because Gamah Desu.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
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