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A “single-status-scoping” maneuver to see whether a hot chick whom you’re interested in is rocking anything besides “non-official” finger-jewelry.
Using da triple-s double-handshake clasp is merely one of several pleasant hands-accessing techniques to visually determine if a gal is wearing wedding and/or engagement rings --- doing finger-interlacings, playing fingertips or palm-juggle or wrist-clap, or performing other soh-shuh-buhl activities wif her pretty hands are all good ways of figuring out whether said attractive damsel might be someone whom you could either court yourself or at least consider asking for a “more than just a hands-and-feet relationship” status.
by QuacksO November 21, 2024
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Mavin Street Double Barrel Discharge

The move used to counter a Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre. The act involves getting inebriated and then sitting on the toilet, releasing liquid excrement from the anus while vomiting into the sink.
Bro 1: ‘I feel very I’ll’
Bro 2: ‘ he’s definitely gonna do a Mavin Street Double Barrel Discharge
Bro 3: ‘wow the rats are going to wish they didn’t live in our sewer!’
by JimmyTomlinson2 December 7, 2024
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Anti-Schlong Dongler

Max: "Stacy is an Anti-Schlong Dongler"
by TheDobbi March 9, 2024
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The New Fashioned Double Thumb Around

Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025
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Kashif's dongle

A very suspicious dongle that one day disappeared without a trace. To this day, no one knows the location of Kashif's mysterious dongle.
Person 1: Does anyone know the location of Kashif's dongle?
Kashif: Dongle
by Due-Size-1237 February 7, 2025
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Alex Shea Double-Grip

The act of walking around with your hands firmly placed upon both your left and right buttock, potentially taking small breaks to give your hand a quick whiff before returning to your power pose.
Look at that guy doing the Alex Shea Double-Grip... I wish I was more like him.
by SomeUrbanGuy February 27, 2025
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pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.
Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.
by RepWin August 20, 2023
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