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Penis

Tool used to measure the depth of a jug.
My penis couldn't hit the bottom of her
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penis handler

a more classy name for a dick beater or dick eater
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penis blaah

<Interjection>
1. Some shit a 13 y/o cracker in history class would say right before the north tower being hit while the TV is on mute
2. Some shit a 4 y/o cracker in an apartment would say right when they see their mom blowing their dad
<Noun>
When the death star shoots you right in your dick before exploding your planet
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Some 4 y/o cracker: "haha mommy go penis blaah"
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Penis Martin

When you pocket jerk for too long and you accidentally bust a nut
Dude I was jerking in class, and I got caught cause I penis martined it
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