penis

something that can be consumed by a cunt or tommaso or a tight asshole from syria it can be bought on ebay for 5$ or you can do a penis trade on www.penistrade.cum penis is hard

i wanna trade in my penis for 5$ im smart no not really im now a woman haha i have no cunt nor penis lol omg suck my nothing

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

Penis

What Brie’anah has

Omg Brie’anah’s a man she has a penis!!

by Ur a whore June 3, 2019

Penis

It is a very ugly short little tree shaped stick

I saw a huge penis yesterday and I threw up

by Jdnhfjdbxhrke November 7, 2021

eimil eiks penis

the biggest thing in the universe, also known as baby carrot

omg! that is such a big stick! it looks like eimil eiks penis!

by perkele saatana jumalauta vitt April 29, 2019

Penis

A underdeveloped leg

;)

"Dude can I see your underdeveloped leg?"
"Of course!"

Don't whip your penis out...please

by Basicwhitebeyootch March 11, 2020

Penis

The thing dudes have. Not all dudes have penises and not everyone with a penis is a dude.

Person 1 - “I have a penis”
Person 2 - “Cool”

by Fluffhead. September 6, 2022

Penis Shit

a description of something that is useless, boring or of no value

My wife wanted to go on a yoga retreat. i told the lads and they all agreed it was a penis shit idea

by The real Frank Spencer May 8, 2022