Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019

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jack nims

An Asian boi who likes to say moist and has this weird one hand dance. Also has a large phopa.

Did you see that dude he was totally acting like a jack Nims.

by Datboiiiiiiiiiii12345678999999 November 15, 2017

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Jack

Stupid bitch who can't do pushups and has no right telling people they have bad pushups dumb bitch thinks weights will reduce his height skinny little boy Jack deserves the ring dinger

Jack:That's the worst pushups I've ever seen
Person:i will box the shit outta you jack

by anonymous August 28, 2022

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wakey jack

A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.

John: Dude, I feel so alive!

Larry: Why are you so cheerful...

John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!

by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014

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Jack

A certain man that is everything a woman looks for. His IQ is genius and he has a very dark sense of humour but will love and protect his partner to the ends of the Earth. You can trust him with anything and you’ll be well rewarded - his cock is HUGE! Meeting a man like Jack will mess with your head and, if you’re lucky enough to date him, he’ll mess up your insides too 😈

Girl 1: I’m dating Jack now *smiles*
Girl 2: I’ll make sure we take you to hospital to have your ovaries put back in place *laughs*
Girl 3: No fair! I wanted to ride that monster cock!

by JayTralock June 8, 2019

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