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Pre Nut Neurosis

The mental state preceding Post Nut Clarity. Usually accompanied by sweaty pits, pillow humping, and a need to fuck so great 4's will look like 8's.
His Pre Nut Neurosis reduced him to screwing some gross, greasy-haired girl with a Batman tattoo on her thigh.
by Ca$H Wallace October 31, 2022
mugGet the Pre Nut Neurosismug.

Deez Nuts

Slang referring to a mans testicles
Person 1: I like to suck on Popsicles

Person 2: You like to suck on DEEZ NUTS
by Naughter September 21, 2016
mugGet the Deez Nutsmug.

water nut

When a girl nuts her pants and it kinda smells like pee but its not pee.
Yo girl he was finger banging me and i water nutted everywhere
by Angelo-Bobaloo April 18, 2018
mugGet the water nutmug.

Go Nuts November

Ejaculating frequently is considered to be good for men's health. So why on earth would you withhold that for an entire month in the same month that is used to promote men's health?! That's nuts!

So don't do that, fuck No Nut November, that shit is so last year anyway, nut all you want, go nuts!

And if you want to withhold so badly, just use Stoptober for that.

Nut every day in november!
Go Nuts November, the only way to go! (or come)
Yo, dude, why are you still doing that No Nut November? That shit ain't doing you much good. It's unnecessary torture. I'm doing Go Nuts November. Just nut every day for the entire month. That's better for you, and way more fun!
by Awe&borrow November 4, 2020
mugGet the Go Nuts Novembermug.

C nut

Cunt. simple.

Spelled as C nut to avoid Facebook censorship.
Fuck zuckburger.
She was being a total C nut today
by dodgy dave defines August 6, 2023
mugGet the C nutmug.

Nut Slit

A small boy's definition of a vagina
Daddy, mommy's nut slit looks weird
by SC 12345 August 18, 2022
mugGet the Nut Slitmug.

deez nuts

"you are literally deez nuts"
"woah you look like deez nuts"
"i wish i could meet deez nuts"
by dibbles_ May 14, 2023
mugGet the deez nutsmug.

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