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by The Great Lord Chungus February 9, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A place where people are insane and for some reason are unfunny most of the time.

Person A: Look! It’s the Urban Dictionary!
Person B: No, it’s littered with pedophiles.

by JToH May 6, 2023

urban dictionary

You're ON it you fat, cabbage faced, olive juiced, pickle stained, carrot nosed, broccoli stenched, foul-mouthed fucking bitch.

Josh: hey bro i was just raping your wife in the asshole until I saw this funny definition on urban dictionary
Max: yeah cool ma- wait wuh?
Josh: sorry bro gotta go!!

by snortmysnot November 19, 2020

Urban

A place, normally in America where the real isopods live.

Bobby: Where's that isopod from?
Timmy: I hear he's from that Urban neighborhood downtown from here.

by Kota Von September 10, 2018

urban dictionary

a place where people make their own defintions

"what does "POG" mean?"
"idk let me ask urban dictionary"

by man im dead August 24, 2020

Urban Sleuthing

The act of picking up a used condom you’ve found on the street and pushing the semen into your mouth and ingesting it.

Urban Sleuthing

Sky was walking to the Silverdale hotel after a busy game of cricket for something to refresh her.

She found a used condoms outside and picked it up and began Urban Sluething (Ingesting the contents).

Urban Sluething can describe one of more condoms with semen in being digested.

by SilverdaleSucker June 24, 2025

Urban Dictionary

A Website where people love too talk shit because they cant in real life

Girl:Ugh! Omar broke up with me but i´m too scared to talk shit irl so i´ll lie on his name on the urban dictionary

Girl 2:you over-react girl-

by CreamBuster8000 December 11, 2022