monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

I totally had to monkey paw the big phone

by Royroy February 17, 2015

Smoke Monkey

Another word for a black person if you cant say the n-word when addressing them

Look at those Smoke Monkeys saggin there pants and drinking 40s

by DopeDonald69 February 22, 2024

Monkey in the Middle

A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle”

Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.

by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching June 14, 2023

italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.

Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.

by finlow1616 June 29, 2017

Autistic Goon Monkey

When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey

One:"I Like Genshin Inpact" Two: "Shut the fuck up your an Autistic Goon Monkey"

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025

Swall Monkey

A Belfast term for someone who drinks a lot

"Here lad look at the hack of yer man he is so steaming!"
"Aye he's a f**king Swall Monkey!"

by Kronusvirus February 24, 2020

Monkey Fencing

When gay men swing their cocks against each other like they’re fencing

Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson monkey fencing for the afc championship, imagine that

by Poopball January 11, 2025