A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023
Get the Mars Area High Schoolmug. Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)
FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.
- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)
FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.
- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
by CGrace May 7, 2024
Get the New Oxford High Schoolmug. Better known as PHS, the main high school in dena aka Pasadena, California. van halens went here in the 70s. Has arts academies. Best known for basketball, but football team always loses to muir in the turkey tussle. E building is generally for the slow kids. At this school there are mostly poor Mexicans bussed in from the Northwest side of town that went to eliot or washington for middle school. You'll find a lot of fatherless cholos (wannabe gangbangers) who get drunk or high at victory park across the street. Mexicans, blacks, armenians, and even some white boys use the n word. You'll notice armos are all cousins and only kick it with each other.. teen pregnancies were not rare in the 2000s. only real bulldogs remember the motherland. You may still hear kids on the football team claim PDL. Football team has a lot of future criminals who will end up moving to palmdale, pomona, san bernardino, or Texas because dena is too expensive. You'll find tweakers smoking cigarettes or mush by the tree, but no one ever does anything about them because the admin sucks. A lot of tenured teachers that don't put much effort into teaching. The worst kids that fail or get expelled are sent to rose city, cis, or learning works. There is a reason white parents in Pasadena don't send their kids to PUSD schools. The few white kids here are on the swim/water polo team and they are often shirtless or in wifebeaters even when it's cold.
by MooingSteakEater November 29, 2023
Get the Pasadena High Schoolmug. A small high school in central Mass. with a lot of kids who don’t give a fuck, and go to Umass Amherst for college
by rip me 1847 September 16, 2021
Get the Lunenburg High Schoolmug. Everybody knows everybody at the school, every girl dates multiple guys and guys date they homies secretly cheating on their girl
Erick: "That girl right there is fine as fuck!."
Jason: "Oh her? She dated 3 motherfuckers in this school a few weeks ago."
Erick: "Damn that's how you know she goes to South Houston High School."
Jason: "Oh her? She dated 3 motherfuckers in this school a few weeks ago."
Erick: "Damn that's how you know she goes to South Houston High School."
by youngtakuache2020 September 22, 2020
Get the South Houston High Schoolmug. by avatar the last transgender December 14, 2015
Get the Sunnyslope High Schoolmug. I am greatly impressed by the excellent education as well as the students and teachers, and unlike most high schools students are more accepting towards their peers. Vernon Hills High School has an academic rating significantly above the average for Illinois high schools based in its high test performance, high graduation rate, and high AP course participation. I'm proud to be a Cougar.
by Vernon Hills High School December 31, 2018
Get the Vernon Hills High Schoolmug.