Macadamia Nuts

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.

I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/

by Justice for Rachel December 27, 2020

Acid Nut

Semen that is the product of eating a diet rich in death, hypocrisy, suffering, and ignorance.

Girls really be out here doing juice cleanses, enemas, consuming herbs, and water fasting, but will still let someone acid nut in them????

by THE Vegan Bitch April 27, 2020

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

French Nutting

When you're making out with somebody during sex when nutting at the same time

Person A and Person B were full on third base, their tongues intertwining and suddenly out of nowhere Person B felt he was about to Nut. So Person B did, right in the middle of their climaxes, AKA FRENCH NUTTING

by Pocky Theif September 05, 2016

Pharmaceutical nut

A noun used to describe a person who is the product of a sperm donor.

Why don’t you look like you’re parents. You're probably a pharmaceutical nut.

by Ppjj October 09, 2022

nut wedge

A Shortbread cookie with ground hazelnuts that's cut into triangles and typically dipped in chocolate.

I want to pick up a nut wedge at the bakery this afternoon.

by NutWedgeAddict April 07, 2017

Nut Neighbours

When you have frequent casual sex with a person who lives near you

We are Nut Neighbours

by Graveyard butt February 06, 2018