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Olmsted Falls High School

a magical place that consists of fake women, wannabe gangster that listen to 96.5 like god made that shit, gay ass jocks that are obsessed with bulldognation , the ten billion lesbians that arent even real lesbians they're just salty no guy would ever go near them AKA (rick ross), stupid lunch aids that are pissed because their all 50 and work as a lunch aid so they express their authority like they're the fucking law, the library nazi who yells at you for every god damn movement you make, and the really fuggin hot math teacher, decent people that are left gtfo as soon as they finish school oh yeah and all the jocks take creitine to "get BIG bro" they all go to gay ass powerhouse gym and look like idiots
jock: hey Bro man dude man bro you going to power house to get big.
other gay jock: yeah dude i have to pick some muscle milk up first wanna bang in the showers after
jock:hell yeah!

example 2

stubid olmsted falls high schoolpreppy girl:you think we should go to tnt im looking kinda light orange.
stupider preppy girl:omfg! get over there now!
by PBHN October 29, 2012
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Worcester Technical High School.

The only school with air conditioning and working faucets in the Worcester Public Schools.
Worcester Technical High School. has A/C you know? They r not sitting in ball soup right now.
by bostonrocks1 September 3, 2009
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Cooper City High School

A school full of white Jewish teens and rednecks that love to vape in the bathrooms, suburban kids that swear they're ghetto and blast Kodak black and xxxtension cord on speakers thinking they're cool, and where football is the most glorified sport by the athletic directors but the team is completely trash. The running back kinda nice tho cant lie.

The teachers are nice tho, thats about it.
Person 1: Yo bro, you go to school in broward county? That must be lit asf
Person 2: Nah bruh, its Cooper City High School . The only thing lit about here is the bathroom when some retard decided to light some toilet paper on fire during a fire drill.
by You know the vibes-1 May 15, 2019
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Bridgewater-Raritan High School

BRHS is a large high school of well over 2,000 students located on 600 Garretson Road, Bridgewater, New Jersey. The school is known for many things, other than the student's athletic, extra-curricular, and academic achievements:

1. A largely homogenized group of students. Other than a few outliers, most students are white, upper-middle class to upper class students who only wear clothing from Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, or American Eagle. Students cherish the belief that wearing North Face backpacks and jackets will project an image of wealth and status. And to that point, many choose to drive specific cars to produce a similar effect.

3. Whores. Many of them. BRHS has the unique distinction of being one of the most slutastic educational institutions in the area. The most notorious example of this can be found in the winter, when a sizable number of the student population chooses to wear miniskirts, despite the below-freezing temperatures

3. A completely ridiculous arrangement of the buildings. Supposedly designed by a Californian architect (who was, undoubtedly, on crack when he set up the buildings), BRHS is organized into ten separate buildings, mostly according to subject, which causes students to be forced to brave the snow and harsh weather of New Jersey, many of them, as previously noted, in miniskirts.

4. A laughably bad football team and mostly unattractive cheerleaders. The fortunate aspect of this, however, is that none of the students pay attention to the football team. The unfortunate aspect of this is that the school demands the presence of its students during inane pep rallies.

5. Kids that opt either to come to school high or trade their drugs at school. Either way, the staff and faculty largely ignore the drugs and everybody lives in peaceful harmony. Infamously, a teacher was arrested last year in a drug bust.

6. Often plagued by budget-defeats, BRHS chooses to spend its money wisely. For example, a couple years ago, BRHS choose to spend several hundreds of thousands of dollars to reface the turf of the football field.

7. After being excluded from a place in the top 75 high schools in some obscure magazine that nobody reads (NJ monthly), a very defensive letter from the administration attempted to convince BRHS parents that the ranking system was a flawed system. I mean, come on, SOMERVILLE High School was ranked high than us, the ranking must be whack. Oddly, no critique of Newsweek's ranking system was issued after it named BRHS among the top in the country. Rather, it was proudly promoted on BRHS's main website, funny...
Bridgewater-Raritan High School:

Student 1: We R BR!
Student 2: shutthefuckup, retard.
by psubramanian October 21, 2008
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University of High School Syndrome

Something they say about people who won't grow up out of high school probably because their whole world was high school. People who really annoy a lot of people during class who won't stop trying to one up everyone because they think it's so cool acting the way they are thus being The most immature people in college
Henry: Hey uncle! Their is this guy in college class who won't shut up. He keeps asking stupid questions like what the Spanish word is for pimp,ass, and bitch words like that are. He asked some girl out the first day he saw her just because she was hot and he wanted to one up all the other guys because of it, and the girl said no so now he's attacking everyone and spreading rumors. I heard he won't stop stalking the girl on MSN. His whole world was high school and he can't get past it and its EXTREMELY annoying. He also won't shut up about it in class and his friends seem to go with it.I'm sick of him trying to one up everyone including me.

Uncle Bob: What a loser. He has University of High School Syndrome.

Henry: Sounds right to me.
by browngirlsdonttakebs July 15, 2009
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Oak Hills High School

A school full of wanna be ghettos and fake people. Few people in this school can speak proper English. This school is known for the fights that happen every week. People turn on each other everyday even if they look like the closest people in the world. Seems like people in this school don’t realize that deodorant is a thing. People act like they’re everything even though everyone hates them. No guys can keep it in their pants while girls can’t keep their legs closed. Secrets spread like fire in this school, don’t trust anyone unless you want people talking about it.
“Did you hear about the tea going around Oak Hills High School? More fights happened today because a hoe couldn’t keep her mouth shut.”
by Oak Hills High School December 26, 2018
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Beverly Hills High School

The only high school in Beverly Hills, California. Pretty much a dumping ground for everybody in the city who's own local high schools sucks, like most high schools in the city do, yet who actually care about getting a public education. One of if not the safest and best public high schools in the Los Angeles area.

In movies and TV shows, Beverly is usually portrayed as being full of preppy, rich Beverly Hills stereotype kids. This isn't necessarily true: anybody who has money goes to a private school, which means most of the kids who live in Beverly Hills don't even go to Beverly.

Also a popular place to go for kids who get kicked out of private school, sometimes more than once.
Person 1: Hey man, what school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to Beverly.*
Person 1: Oh, that's cool. Did you get kicked out of Harvard-Westlake?
Person 2: No, but my regular district school is Uni**, so I transferred to Beverly.
Person 1: Oh man, good choice.

* "Beverly" is short for "Beverly Hills High School"
** "Uni" is short for "University High School," another Los Angeles high school.
by lovesmesumcake October 12, 2008
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