corn dick

a dick with poison ivy on it

oh shit i need calmine lotion for my corn dick

by mandjboy November 25, 2009

dick pirate

One with a dick in search of more dick's.

Kyle, you gay anal ass snuffing dick pirate.

by mugdog4 December 18, 2009

Dick Waffle

When a dick is placed between the ass cheeks and the cheeks are clenched so hard that the dick is pressed into a disc.

Fuck, Bailey gave me such a dick waffle last night.

by TheTrueDiCkWaFfLe November 24, 2014

dick nigger

When a nigger sucks so much dick his mouth is black and brusied.

See him, he is what you call a Dick Nigger.

by Ryan Sebolt November 27, 2007

Small Dick

Something that anyone named nick has and blows

Nick has such a small dick

by Bertbugbrent February 24, 2009

twin dick

a man who has two male parts penetrated into them.

man (steve): wow that feels great.
twin men: what the hell are you talking about?
man (steve): you two inside me.
twin men: Myself (jesse) and my friend (austin) don't do this for free usually, we get big money for our twin dick.
man (steve): oh you big sillies!

by Steve Shiller May 25, 2009

dick toenail

A toenail, but on your dick though.

Are you gonna grow your dick toenail out for a Guinness World Record?

by Finger Toenail April 6, 2011