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Nut roulette

This is a 1-10 person game all must have balls/nuts/genitals have a pice of paper that has multiple different was for you to hurt your balls you must all only have underwear or less on some exams for you to hurt your halls is a punch, kick, stomp, nurf gun, step on a rake, skip, roll 2 times, squeeze for 15 seconds, slap, punch someone in the balls, slingshot, nee, shovel/ have person open lags as far as they can then squash there balls with it
We played nut roulette and no my balls hurt so much that it’s like if someone had kick my nuts all over each time a take a single stem and move my balls
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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gooci nut spray

a scented coat you apply to your nuts, it cums in a small bottle
put on gooci nut spray for a lavender balls smell
by Hottie55 June 7, 2021
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Butter Nutting

The practice of blowing a snot rocket into her vagina instead of ejaculating.
My girls been acting up, I'm Butter Nutting tonight.
by Ricky the sticky July 7, 2022
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Nuts

"Nuts!" , said the commander to the request for surrender
by Apollo Not Food June 17, 2021
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Bust a Nut

The term bust a nut is a slang term referring to the action of ejaculation.
L : "I'm about to bust a nut"
H : "bro too much information"
by Тимофей March 24, 2023
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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018
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Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.
Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test
by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019
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