penis abomination

When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.

Last night I had a penis abomination.

by Wetpussydestroyer June 27, 2014

Penis

A nice long water bottle that you suck on

I love sucking out of my penis.

by cancerouse connely March 7, 2022

Penis numbler

This phrase is used to describe women or men who are "bad" at giving head /sucking a man's penis . It refers to the numbly motion that the suck on it

Becky is a right penis numbler

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022

Emoji Penis

When your friend sends an emoji, a normal message, then another emoji so it looks like a penis.

"🙂
Good morning
😚"
"You just made an Emoji Penis"

by Jewish Banana December 9, 2021

penis

it means god

praise the penis

by dabonthehaters469 January 10, 2020

penis

mine is microscopic

"i have a small penis"

by mrstinklyfoot March 10, 2021

Penis

A long stick (or short) stick that dangles between apes legs that taste funny if sucked wrong

Penis is also know as:
cum wand
Baby laser

Milk maker
Life destroyer

Tube
Floppy worm
Donkey toe
Or dude magnet

by Cumguzler2000 January 8, 2023