Shit a minute

Holy shit hold the fucking phone

Woa woa woa, shit a minute guys!

by Bootynibba May 30, 2019

Shit whistle

Fart at a high pitch

Im gonna wear your panties and toot my shit whistle

by Cuffs82 April 23, 2019

Bird Shitting

Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.

Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.

Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.

by AngiesAwesome April 27, 2019

fortnites shit

Fortnites a game where they for some reason car about fucking planes and ballers instead of making the fucking game better everyone just plays creative because Fortnite pubs are complete shit

Gary: yo wanna play Fortnite

Mike: creative?
Gary:nah pubs

Mike:Gary go kill yourself if u think public Games are good u now life virgin fuck of Fortnite is shit and Tim sweeny doesn’t know how much damage and real shotgun does, fortnites shit

by Shehhd May 1, 2019

shit-phoenix

A person who survives being defamed by others and still comes out a winner in the end.

My ex husband tried his best to ruin me but I am a shit-phoenix!!

by Missy Burlington May 17, 2019

Twat shit

Something very expensive that a twat would wear e.g. a £300 Gucci T-shirt

Look that guys wearing twat shit

by WillieHich December 3, 2019

Shit Olympics

Used to call out complainers on their bullshit when they compare the difficulties in their life to the difficulties in someone else's life to indicate they have it worse and therefore deserve all the sympathy.

"Those starving kids in Africa, they don't have it bad. I can't afford groceries AND can't get a job because of my debilitating anxiety!", said Bob. "Nobody wins the Shit Olympics, Bob.", replied Sally.

by LoxianBausch December 4, 2019