by Madeasajoke21 August 14, 2021
belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.
Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021
A lot of people say a dog is a man's best friend, but obviously those people have never explored themselves.
by A Wise Man Said So June 26, 2023
by Twinkle boner star July 25, 2017
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
a person that has no balls to commit to a relationship. henceforth, there are no balls in the scrotum, so it is just a wrinkle.
by bigballsackenergy June 28, 2020
To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.
For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
Examples of Slapping someones penis:
Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"
Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"
Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017