A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021
Get the Buying a monkeymug. by CallMeSlippy January 5, 2022
Get the Monkey ballsmug. Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
Get the fuck a monkeys bleeding buttholemug. by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020
Get the absolute monkeymug. Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.
by other monkey December 26, 2020
Get the Work like a monkeymug. When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.
by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016
Get the Burned the monkeymug. a runescape player who makes videos on youtube
by monkey dudu May 18, 2016
Get the Monkey DuDumug.