grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want

Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass

by FLwheeler April 18, 2016

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puple monkey dishwasher

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing

she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!

by jang jub October 3, 2008

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sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.

“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”

by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023

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Brew Monkey

The person issued the task of making "brews" or cups of our hot beverage of choice for a period of time. ie: a night or weekend.

"Lee you are now the brew monkey."

by Aradin October 30, 2007

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Red Belly Monkeying

R-ed Bell-ee Mon-key-ing

verb.

The act of fucking upside down while both suspended with ropes and pulleys. Named after the red belly monkey, the only animal known to fuck upside down.

"Hey Janice, want to try red belly monkeying tonight? I just went to the hardware store and got everything we need!

by Douchebag Ryan ;)" February 26, 2020

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